Facebook response required...

[Traders]

This is what my wife has put up on facebook.. now I would like a to put up a comment to stop in its tracks before is gets out of hand and out of control,so I'm looking for a response and you help is needed please.....

The post was this..

To all those men who say "Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you... Today 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!! Keep this going girls... its too funny not to repost...

Would love your comments.
Traders

Originally Posted by Traders

Today 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!! Keep this going girls... its too funny not to repost...

Would love your comments.
Traders

sorry to hear it mate

Your wife's the one who knows you best, it's not for us to comment on the sausage deficiency in your household.

Btw, post photos of your wife and I'll see if there's a decent butcher close by.

What about...
Why buy a pig when you can look at one in the mirror? could always add chubbs on the end of it
Or if you took a bit more notice of said little sausage it might become a saveloy.
Why do women ask us 'does my bum look big in this'? do they want the truth? Ok, yes it does, it looks like two beer barrels in a sock.

"Does this skirt make my bum look big?"

"No dear, the two Big Macs with large fries you have every day for breakfast does that for you"

Originally Posted by Traders

Today 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because

they have finally worked out that if like a man if you actually go and do some work, you can get things yourself ,instead of just asking for things and money off your husband, or divorcing him and taking half of his stuff you did feck all for, or better yet doing the work may actually get you a body back that doesnt resemble a mixture of mr blobby ,grotbags and stuffed chicken, you know the one you used to have before you became a fat sponging moaning thorn in a mans side
tbh the lot of you should be done under the trade discrimination act for false advertising

hth
dave

Originally Posted by davepreston

they have finally worked out that if like a man if you actually go and do some work, you can get things yourself ,instead of just asking for things and money off your husband, or divorcing him and taking half of his stuff you did feck all for, or better yet doing the work may actually get you a body back that doesnt resemble a mixture of mr blobby ,grotbags and stuffed chicken, you know the one you used to have before you became a fat sponging moaning thorn in a mans side
tbh the lot of you should be done under the trade discrimination act for false advertising

hth
dave

Slightly bitter and aggressive Dave, but well put and I like it

Originally Posted by davepreston

they have finally worked out that if like a man if you actually go and do some work, you can get things yourself ,instead of just asking for things and money off your husband, or divorcing him and taking half of his stuff you did feck all for, or better yet doing the work may actually get you a body back that doesnt resemble a mixture of mr blobby ,grotbags and stuffed chicken, you know the one you used to have before you became a fat sponging moaning thorn in a mans side
tbh the lot of you should be done under the trade discrimination act for false advertising

hth
dave

what about us lot that that look like mr blobby, grot bags and stuffed chicken before that and then changed into a more slender version

wait... you let your wife near the computer?
Get you, mr modern bride or what.

I'd go with something along the lines of:
Oi love, it might not be the biggest bratworst buts it the only one been put on a plate for you!

Originally Posted by Quedos

what about us lot that that look like mr blobby, grot bags and stuffed chicken before that and then changed into a more slender version

Don't think I've ever met one of those.

Originally Posted by Owenski

Oi love, it might not be the biggest bratworst buts it the only one been put on a plate for you!