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Old 18-12-11, 11:17 AM   #1
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Default How to get away with driving like a Kn0b

Simply put a Motorway Maintenance sticker on the back of your vehicle and you can drive how you like and without due care and attention to all other road users, apparently.


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Old 18-12-11, 11:28 AM   #2
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Sweet. Good tip
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Old 18-12-11, 11:48 AM   #3
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Doesn't always work.

I know this to be true!

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Old 18-12-11, 03:15 PM   #4
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close but not quite right, i thought it was put some dosy lights on the top of a ****ey bemmer and sit just off the hard shoulder
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Old 18-12-11, 03:24 PM   #5
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Become a taxi driver !
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Old 18-12-11, 03:26 PM   #6
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drive a audi
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Old 18-12-11, 03:48 PM   #7
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Also a good way to get everyone round you to slam on their brakes for a split second...
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Old 18-12-11, 07:38 PM   #8
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close but not quite right, i thought it was put some dosy lights on the top of a ****ey bemmer and sit just off the hard shoulder
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Your tempting a stolen vehicle report against one of your bikes there mate

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drive a audi
hi paul the 6th
Its not the car its how you use it. Its far funnier when you see a Fiat Punto or [insert name of any shopping car] up the chuff of a A6 and closing

I've found Transit connects seem to get away with it and I've done it in one.

This would be being a total **** driving down the M62 road lights blazing at 30mph in June

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Old 18-12-11, 08:17 PM   #9
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My Bro used to use the M25 before it was open by the using the very same ruse.
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