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08-06-06, 01:58 PM
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Nudist BBQ.* UPDATED*
Well summer is really kicking over here right now and so the social season has begun to get underway.
Some rather wealthy friends who own a spectacular villa have invited us to attend a pool side BBQ next weekend. The only possible draw back is that it is a err hum naturist affair. Apart from getting one's "things" too close to the burning embers is there anything else I should consider before accepting? Baring in mind there are likely to be a large number of extremely attractive females in attendance also? Your suggestions and guidance would be greatly appreciated. 
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08-06-06, 02:02 PM
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Hmm... From what I've seen of naturists, they ain't all fit...
 Beware of everything else that'll be on display... 
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08-06-06, 02:03 PM
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i can only advise you to not go in the sea like that mate.
The fish will be snapping away at your maggot sorry, couldnt resisit.
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08-06-06, 02:04 PM
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make sure its a warm day/evening
cold can do embarassing things... to some |
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08-06-06, 02:05 PM
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High factor sun block on the old fella, just don't get carried away rubbing it in
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08-06-06, 02:05 PM
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Cold showers, mate. Cold showers. And try not to stare at anything that may even remotely trigger your, erm, "umbrella carrying device". :P
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08-06-06, 02:05 PM
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Ping...I accept what your saying,but you have not seen the guest list of who is attending this little soiree!
  Filipe...that is a big concern obviously. I dont want to be seen as a mobile direction sign,(if you know what I mean? )
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08-06-06, 02:06 PM
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Don't take your Viagra until you are sure you mean it.
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08-06-06, 02:06 PM
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I saw your thread subject and thought you were gonna invite everyone from Blighty over for it.
Fit naked women about, no contest......... .......But remember it only takes one ugly one to ruin it for all concerned.
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08-06-06, 02:07 PM
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