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Since the vaccine has a Bill Gates microchip in it, does it have to paired to your smart phone?
How does the chip get through the hypodermic needle? Is it one of those isomorphing chips? If Bill Gates is controlling me, do I still have to wake up in the morning? If he's only monitoring me, could I get a warning before I do something stupid? Will the chip get software updates every Tuesday like Win10? (No brain cells were damaged in the writing of this thread but guarantees cannot be given for yours when reading it)
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Bill Gates not controlling you, just spying on everything you do, the chip will get updated at all the most inconvenient times - hopefully not when you pass a 5G mast at high speed on your bike......
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You'll be fine, it uses LoRa technology. No need to be paired to your smart phone - you are a pairing device.
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If it's a Bill Gates chip, it'll probably be windoze technology so it'll likely crash within a few days or at the first update, which won't be much later. Worry ye not!
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Seeing this news tell me that I should probably wait for a better result before I undergo vaccination.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/11/h...allergies.html |
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One of the problems with the Bill Gates chip is if it detects that you have an Apple product your head explodes!
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Anyone seriously concerned about how many people have had an adverse reaction to the vaccine should bear in mind that between 1% and 2% have an adverse reaction to the flu vaccine every year. Don't let headlines scare you...
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It won't be a problem. They're using SolarWinds security software
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1 in 200 adults are allergic to peanuts ..................
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