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Old 25-04-06, 04:47 PM   #1
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An old man was sitting on a park bench.

A young lad walked up and sat down. He had a spiked mohawk in all different colours; red, green, yellow, orange, blue.

The old man just stared at him.

"What's the matter with you, old man?" asked the lad sarcastically. "Never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. Just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 25-04-06, 05:15 PM   #2
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Old 25-04-06, 06:02 PM   #3
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Old 25-04-06, 06:26 PM   #4
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