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Richie · 08-05-06, 09:47 PM

nicked from an email received today.

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS...
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked,
"What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested.
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments. The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal." Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?
"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody. Coat, Taxi...

08-05-06, 09:48 PM

I'll get that in before the moderators see it and remove it

08-05-06, 09:48 PM

Spiderman · 08-05-06, 09:57 PM

how could that possibly offend anyone.

Sid Squid · 08-05-06, 10:03 PM

Does anyone remember that bit in the film History Of The World where Mel Brooks as Moses struggles down from the mountain with three big stone tablets, and says:

"I've got these fifteen..."

he drops one tablet which smashes on the ground.

"...err ten Commandments"

I nearly wet myself,

08-05-06, 10:05 PM

I am soooo offended not

Spiderman · 08-05-06, 10:06 PM

I remember it well

And the first critics on the cave art.

Brilliant.

Richie · 08-05-06, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Does anyone remember that bit in the film History Of The World where Mel Brooks as Moses struggles down from the mountain with three big stone tablets, and says:

"I've got these fifteen..."

he drops one tablet which smashes on the ground.

"...err ten Commandments"

I nearly wet myself,

Yes I do, still makes me giggle...

Skip · 08-05-06, 10:07 PM

Hehehe - think you covered all bases there Richie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid Squid

Does anyone remember that bit in the film History Of The World where Mel Brooks as Moses struggles down from the mountain with three big stone tablets, and says:

"I've got these fifteen..."

he drops one tablet which smashes on the ground.

"...err ten Commandments"

I nearly wet myself,

Yes - thats an excellent film!

Speedy · 09-05-06, 09:39 PM

I'm SO offended!
I can't believe this has......blah blah blah............blah blah...............

ONLY JOKING!!!! Well Funny!!!

08-05-06, 09:47 PM	#1
Richie fantabulas Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Nr Durham Posts: 4,940	Is this PC ? nicked from an email received today. HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS... God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested. So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments. The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they? "They're free." "We'll take 10." There, that ought to offend just about everybody. Coat, Taxi... __________________ My Flickr photos

08-05-06, 09:57 PM	#4
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	how could that possibly offend anyone. __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

08-05-06, 10:03 PM	#5
Sid Squid No, I don't lend tools. Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Skunk Works, Nth London Posts: 8,680	Does anyone remember that bit in the film History Of The World where Mel Brooks as Moses struggles down from the mountain with three big stone tablets, and says: "I've got these fifteen..." he drops one tablet which smashes on the ground. "...err ten Commandments" I nearly wet myself, __________________ If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst"

08-05-06, 10:06 PM	#7
Spiderman Where the hell am I? Mega Poster Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Swingin' thru the urban jungle Posts: 7,451	I remember it well And the first critics on the cave art. Brilliant. __________________ . "Computers are great! Not for communicating tho. They have one fundamental flaw ... they don't have eyebrows." AlpineCarStereo: you win ....... eeerrr ..... ummm ..... my undying support of you, the greatest Mod this forum has ever known. My Leige. davepreston: i bow to your modding godliness. vixis: He's this really cute Persian tea-boy, Im so not giving you his number :P

08-05-06, 09:48 PM	#2
OF.uk Guest Posts: n/a	I'll get that in before the moderators see it and remove it

08-05-06, 10:05 PM	#6
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	I am soooo offended not

09-05-06, 09:39 PM	#10
Speedy Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Biggin Hill,Kent Posts: 1,074	I'm SO offended! I can't believe this has......blah blah blah............blah blah............... ONLY JOKING!!!! Well Funny!!!