Mrs McCartney - sick joke, may offend some readers. - SV650.org

22-05-06, 01:27 PM

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.
Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long" She said in an earlier briefing,

"I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as
civil as possible.

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend,
"she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy
to walk out on a relationship like this"
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior
to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the
world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with

The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an
agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have
a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may
have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always
trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was
the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he
would get home at night and find her legless"

timwilky · 22-05-06, 01:29 PM

you are sick, To take the **** out of loosing a limb disgusts me

22-05-06, 01:31 PM

Class!

* Cleans tea off keyboard *

I don't know much about her, I gathered she was a nice person.
I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch.

22-05-06, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanDare

I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch.

and they're never wrong eh?

22-05-06, 01:33 PM

Chuckle!

22-05-06, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithd

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanDare

I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch.

and they're never wrong eh?

Maybe! But I get all the correct info from the Sun, so thats Ok!

22-05-06, 01:44 PM

Funny

timwilky · 22-05-06, 01:48 PM

What is with some of you, I have had two friends I have ridden with loose limbs in bike smashes. I assure you that neither of these would find this sort of childish humour funny.

One of the former contributors to this very forum also lost a leg. By all means make fun at Heather MacCartneys dealings with the press, but please not at her disability. Even that was caused by a motorcycle. Where she was a totally innocent victim. Wrong Place wrong Time and an out of control bike.

22-05-06, 02:06 PM

My god the subject on this nearly gave me heart failure - I'm a Mrs McCartney!!!!

Phew, you were on about the imposter!

Nutty x

22-05-06, 02:18 PM

The motorcycle in question was a police one.

From what I know...the cop had his blues and sirens on going to a call when she walked out in front of him...this happened in London...I think.

22-05-06, 01:27 PM	#1
inevitable Guest Posts: n/a	Mrs McCartney - sick joke, may offend some readers. News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible. "She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless"

22-05-06, 01:29 PM	#2
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	you are sick, To take the **** out of loosing a limb disgusts me __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

22-05-06, 01:48 PM	#8
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	What is with some of you, I have had two friends I have ridden with loose limbs in bike smashes. I assure you that neither of these would find this sort of childish humour funny. One of the former contributors to this very forum also lost a leg. By all means make fun at Heather MacCartneys dealings with the press, but please not at her disability. Even that was caused by a motorcycle. Where she was a totally innocent victim. Wrong Place wrong Time and an out of control bike. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

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22-05-06, 01:31 PM	#3
DanDare Guest Posts: n/a	Class! * Cleans tea off keyboard * I don't know much about her, I gathered she was a nice person. I get the impression from the press she's a right bitch.

22-05-06, 02:06 PM	#9
Lou M Guest Posts: n/a	My god the subject on this nearly gave me heart failure - I'm a Mrs McCartney!!!! Phew, you were on about the imposter! Nutty x

22-05-06, 02:18 PM	#10
The Basket Guest Posts: n/a	The motorcycle in question was a police one. From what I know...the cop had his blues and sirens on going to a call when she walked out in front of him...this happened in London...I think.