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Old 09-06-06, 09:43 AM   #1
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Default another joke!!!!!!A pun, Maybe?

Once upon a time there was a purple man who liven in a purple house in a purple road with purple cars.....(much time passes, you get the idea).. and he wound up stuck on a purple island in a purple sea, and he shouted: "Oh no, I'm marooned!"

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Old 09-06-06, 09:43 AM   #2
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Old 09-06-06, 09:45 AM   #3
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Old 09-06-06, 09:45 AM   #4
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Old 09-06-06, 09:48 AM   #5
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... but maroon isn't anything like purple....


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Old 09-06-06, 09:51 AM   #6
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It's a joke...doesn't have to be honest or truthful...
Maroon can be purple....sorta.
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Old 09-06-06, 09:56 AM   #7
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If you take alot of the red out maybe...
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Old 09-06-06, 09:57 AM   #8
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Lets break this joke down a little...

a ) you haven't explained why he is stuck on the island

b ) WTF do you mean he is purple?

c ) There is no purple sea, I can think os the red sea. Maybe you got confused and the man is red?

d ) If the man is red does he have an anger problem?

Ok to sum up this red man is stuck on an island and he shouts 'i'm marooned' .

Makes no sense if you ask me
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Old 09-06-06, 10:01 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by pingu
Lets break this joke down a little...

a ) you haven't explained why he is stuck on the island

b ) WTF do you mean he is purple?

c ) There is no purple sea, I can think os the red sea. Maybe you got confused and the man is red?

d ) If the man is red does he have an anger problem?

Ok to sum up this red man is stuck on an island and he shouts 'i'm marooned' .

Makes no sense if you ask me
Perhaps he's holding his breath.....
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Old 09-06-06, 10:11 AM   #10
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AH, I love it when an awful joke gets ripped apart...
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