In The Name Of Equality - SV650.org

16-06-06, 02:47 PM

Over the last few days, I have had the great pleasure of viewing one or two (not naming names) pics of some very fine looking women of the org. However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out. As a firm believer in equal rights, I think it's only fair that all women of the org are given the opportunity to show off their wares...to 'strut their stuff' if you will. One could call me a modern day suffragette.

Therefore, I propose we hold an annual Beauty e-Pageant. The Pageant will consist of five photographic sections, as listed below. There will be prizes for first, second, and third places. There may also be a prize for most flesh shown.

The Sections

Section 1. At Home. A pic of your typical outfit you would wear at home. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 2. At Work. A pic of your typical attire you would wear at work. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 3. At the Beach. An everyday pic of you relaxing on the beach. This may include bikinis, thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

Section 4. In the Shower. A normal pic of you showering wearing your favourite showering gear i.e. shower cap. This may not include thongs, bra and knickers, stockings, or any other clothing whatsoever.

Section 5. On the Bike. A pic of you with your bike in a pose of your choice, wearing your biking gear. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

The Prizes

First Place: The overall winner wins a weekend away with me. The lucky lady will be flown to the Emerald Isle in my private plane, called 'Easyjet'.*

*There may well be elderly people who smell and kids who won't stop screaming on board with you, such are the terms and conditions of me owning the jet.

Second Place: A night out with me. It will be the best night of your life.*

*Scheduled for the day after the weekend away (see above). May have to be postponed to a later date depending on how well things go with the overall winner.

Third Place: A go on a shiney yellow curvy SV650S, as donated by me.

*Terms and conditions of my donation: 'Go' is defined by sitting on the stationary bike with the engine off and making vroom vroom noises. So as to minimise the risk of scratching the nice yellow paint with buckles, buttons etc, I require you to be naked for the duration of your 'go' on the bike. Should the bike be unavailable for whatever reason, I reserve the right to substitute it with my bed. Again, nakedness is obligatory.

***General terms and conditions of the Pageant: Entrants must be female. Entrants must not have a penis. Entrants must have never had a penis. Penises must not be included in photos. I am the judge, and all decisions are not final. I may be swayed by flattery and/or nudity. All pics must be posted in this thread to ensure maximum appreciation from the male viewers of the forum. However, if a pic is extortionately smutty, it is allowed to be sent to me via pm. This is not a problem.

16-06-06, 02:52 PM

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Spiderman · 16-06-06, 03:03 PM

Questions is.... is Razor allowed to enter?

16-06-06, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UlsterSV

However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out.

Awwww.... bless

Such a thoughtful boy.

16-06-06, 03:37 PM

LMAO

This has to be one of the funniest things Ive read on here in a long time.

Well done UlsterSV, your Friday afternoon has not gone to waste

16-06-06, 03:41 PM

lol and the prizes are just so tempting

16-06-06, 03:52 PM

Spoilt for choice on the clothing too..

This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.

I'm so tempted to enter.....

but I feel I shan't win so there really is no point

Great idea tho Ulster...

Good luck!!

Lissa · 16-06-06, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutty tart

lol and the prizes are just so tempting

Yeah, but I wouldn't want to win third place.

EVERYONE knows blue ones are faster

16-06-06, 04:24 PM

Well Id love to enter but it just wouldnt be fair on all the others (yeah right!)

16-06-06, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

Questions is.... is Razor allowed to enter?

See terms and conditions

Come on now ladies, you're being too hard on yourselves! You've gotta be in it to win it!

View Poll Results: The Pageant
I am female and would love to enter the Pageant	3	7.32%
I am female and do not wish to enter, but will send you smutty pics anyway	3	7.32%
I am male and am very much looking forward to seeing the entrants. I too believe in equal rights/have run out of p*rn mags	33	80.49%
I am female but don't believe in equal rights, therefore I shant be posting/sending any pics at all	2	4.88%
Voters: 41. You may not vote on this poll

16-06-06, 02:47 PM	#1
UlsterSV Guest Posts: n/a	In The Name Of Equality Over the last few days, I have had the great pleasure of viewing one or two (not naming names) pics of some very fine looking women of the org. However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out. As a firm believer in equal rights, I think it's only fair that all women of the org are given the opportunity to show off their wares...to 'strut their stuff' if you will. One could call me a modern day suffragette. Therefore, I propose we hold an annual Beauty e-Pageant. The Pageant will consist of five photographic sections, as listed below. There will be prizes for first, second, and third places. There may also be a prize for most flesh shown. The Sections Section 1. At Home. A pic of your typical outfit you would wear at home. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings. Section 2. At Work. A pic of your typical attire you would wear at work. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings. Section 3. At the Beach. An everyday pic of you relaxing on the beach. This may include bikinis, thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings. Section 4. In the Shower. A normal pic of you showering wearing your favourite showering gear i.e. shower cap. This may not include thongs, bra and knickers, stockings, or any other clothing whatsoever. Section 5. On the Bike. A pic of you with your bike in a pose of your choice, wearing your biking gear. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings. The Prizes First Place: The overall winner wins a weekend away with me. The lucky lady will be flown to the Emerald Isle in my private plane, called 'Easyjet'.* There may well be elderly people who smell and kids who won't stop screaming on board with you, such are the terms and conditions of me owning the jet. Second Place: A night out with me. It will be the best night of your life. Scheduled for the day after the weekend away (see above). May have to be postponed to a later date depending on how well things go with the overall winner. Third Place: A go on a shiney yellow curvy SV650S, as donated by me. Terms and conditions of my donation: 'Go' is defined by sitting on the stationary bike with the engine off and making vroom vroom noises. So as to minimise the risk of scratching the nice yellow paint with buckles, buttons etc, I require you to be naked for the duration of your 'go' on the bike. Should the bike be unavailable for whatever reason, I reserve the right to substitute it with my bed. Again, nakedness is obligatory. ***General terms and conditions of the Pageant: Entrants must be female. Entrants must not have a penis. Entrants must have never had a penis. Penises must not be included in photos. I am the judge, and all decisions are not final. I may be swayed by flattery and/or nudity. All pics must be posted in this thread to ensure maximum appreciation from the male viewers of the forum. However, if a pic is extortionately smutty, it is allowed to be sent to me via pm. This is not a problem.

16-06-06, 03:03 PM	#3
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16-06-06, 02:52 PM	#2
jonboy Guest Posts: n/a	Please be aware the forum is "U" rated, and also that it's very easy to offend people. Any communications of a personal nature are best done by PM, thank you. .

16-06-06, 03:37 PM	#5
lynw Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO This has to be one of the funniest things Ive read on here in a long time. Well done UlsterSV, your Friday afternoon has not gone to waste

16-06-06, 03:41 PM	#6
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	lol and the prizes are just so tempting

16-06-06, 03:52 PM	#7
BabyJ Guest Posts: n/a	Spoilt for choice on the clothing too.. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings. I'm so tempted to enter..... but I feel I shan't win so there really is no point Great idea tho Ulster... Good luck!!

16-06-06, 04:24 PM	#9
ArtyLady Guest Posts: n/a	Well Id love to enter but it just wouldnt be fair on all the others (yeah right!)