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20-06-06, 08:58 AM
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Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat & plastered, And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little b@$t@rd!!!!! Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead, Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb, It's fleece as black as ink, Everytime it farted, It sure to make a stink. Jack & Jill went up the hill, To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, And now they have a son. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair, Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the pieman to Simple Simon, "Pies!! You dumb F**K!!!! Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock, The little dog laughed to see such fun, Then died of electric shock!!! Georgie porgy pudding & Pie, Kissed the girls & made them cry, And when all the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay!!! |
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20-06-06, 11:56 AM
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20-06-06, 12:01 PM
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Mary had a little lamb . . .
. . . and the midwife was treated for shock !!  TAXI !!
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20-06-06, 12:05 PM
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20-06-06, 12:18 PM
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mary had a little lamb
she also had a pussy I have often seen her little lamb ----- .. |
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20-06-06, 12:20 PM
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The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating red hot scollops He dropped one down his trouser leg it burnt him on the .. ankle missed his Bo&&8ks completely ! |
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20-06-06, 12:27 PM
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Georgie porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too - - he was funny that way !!!! |
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20-06-06, 12:30 PM
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water Jill forgot her pill and came down with a daughter. Exit stage left |
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20-06-06, 01:14 PM
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I was out walking with my Uncle Jim,
When sombody threw, a tomato at him. Tomatoes don't normally hurt, when in the skin, this ******* did, it was still in the tin. Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a psycsophrenic and so am I TAXI !! |
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20-06-06, 01:57 PM
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There once was a man from Dundee
Who was terribly stung by a wasp When asked did it hurt He said no, not a bit It can do it again if it likes. (Don't worry, I'm already half way home in my Taxi) 
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