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21-08-06, 07:31 PM
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Ohh Matron!!!!
Now this is has two different purposes:
1) It the joke I told badly down the Barge 2) To test out Pings theory of the Carry On litmus test The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing! The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****? All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. |
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