I met Tomcat and her man

at the cat n fiddle today when we did a deal and the money changed hands.. all secret like..

Mr.Quiff.....So you now be owner of Missy Tomcat? You be get a good deal?

Did her bum look too big on that seat.

And that link pipe needs cutting!

Quiff's posted another lead balloon.

Right off the bat the thread goes downhill.

Originally Posted by petevtwin650

Did her bum look too big on that seat. How very dare you!

And that link pipe needs cutting! I'll have you know there is nothing wrong with my pipes, ask the doctor

Missy Tomcat will be owned by no one, you now us cats, we like to roam

Tee Hee TC.

Only joking.

You can slap me if we ever meet up.

Originally Posted by petevtwin650

Tee Hee TC.

Only joking.

You can slap me if we ever meet up.

Ok, I will look forward to that

Now thats good...

Hey hey, I'm first in line for a slap from tomcat surely.

The youths of today have got completely the wrong end of the stick with this "Happy slapping" lark!

Welcome back Tomcat, haven't seen any of your posts for a while, or was that me not paying attention?

Originally Posted by Baph

Hey hey, I'm first in line for a slap from tomcat surely.

The youths of today have got completely the wrong end of the stick with this "Happy slapping" lark!

Welcome back Tomcat, haven't seen any of your posts for a while, or was that me not paying attention?

Been away, In sunny Switzerland! Nice to be missed, thank you! Maybe you two could cut out the middleman(person) and slap each other ...... I can watch and do scores? Or would that be wrong