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Old 25-07-08, 09:33 PM   #1
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Default BMW Caption Comp

I found this parked next to me at work today. It brought back memories, as I had one of these armoured cars for my action men back in the 70's.



So Org, your suggestions for captions and top-box jokes please.

Also, kudos to Mr BMW Rider for blocking the drivers door of the car parked in the bike bay.
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Old 25-07-08, 09:37 PM   #2
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BMW's new reserve tank was going down a storm with the style-conscious rider.
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Old 25-07-08, 09:54 PM   #3
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Q has given Bond an extra special weapon this time.
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Old 25-07-08, 10:24 PM   #4
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Ewan McGregor needed somewhere to store his prized collection of Black Hawk Down action figures during his next round the world trip.

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Inspired by his trip to Kazakhstan, Dirk Kinvig decided to market his own range of BMW touring accessories.

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Old 25-07-08, 10:39 PM   #5
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ok whose put the tank bag in the wrong place
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Old 25-07-08, 10:59 PM   #6
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Action Man ferret armoured car, complete with BMW bike and sad, bearded old geezer! In shops now!
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Old 25-07-08, 11:39 PM   #7
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If I normally get 150 miles one one tank, how much do you think I'll get now?
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Old 26-07-08, 03:19 PM   #8
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Despite the march of german technology, Herr Gruber still couldn't say goodbye to his little tank.
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Old 26-07-08, 05:23 PM   #9
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I said PANNIERS not Panzers.
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Old 26-07-08, 05:26 PM   #10
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2 fish in a tank

First fish turns to the other and says "I'll drive, you fire the gun"
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