Mad dogs and Englishmen!!

Please can someone explain to me why I chose this afternoon, the hottest day of the year here in Cardiff, to take down a rose tree?

I thought it would be OK, lots of nice shade, won't take long.......that's until about half way through when I realised that it was the rose tree that was providing the shade

By then it was too late as I'd gone and "Done a Wilky", i.e. blocked the garage doors where my bike is stored with bits of felled rose

Had to finish coz I want to go for a ride early tomorrow morning while the air is still cool....... Swept the drive three times to make sure there were no thorns left to puncture my bike's tyres.

I'm confident that at the end I was the only ***** left on the drive

Going for a bath to soak all the scratches

Jabba

You twonk

Have a nice ride tomorrow to compensate, eh?

What are you like - poor you

OK now, had a nice soak in a Radox bath ...........



Now where did I leave that bottle of white wine? Ah yes, the fridge


Night all

Maybe its best to roll out some cardboard over the drive when you go for a ride

Have a good evening!

Originally Posted by falc

Maybe its best to roll out some cardboard over the drive when you go for a ride

I have some spare red carpet in the garage...........do you think neighbours might think it a tad pretentious, notwithstanding the fact that my bike is absolutely gorgeous?

Originally Posted by falc

Have a good evening!

I'll be asleep in the chair by 9:00pm