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Old 18-11-07, 12:42 PM   #1
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Default .. I wish I was a women ...

I think life would be much simpler at times ...

Girls have it pretty easy, especially good looking ones ...

Like today, I helped a damsel in distress - if it were a bloke - feck him, let him struggle/get wet!!

So logically women have a pretty sweet deal ... unlike us blokes

As even a moderate looking female; batter your eyelids, show a bit of leg/chest etc and the world opens up for you, with people falling over themselves to help/let you in/buy you a drink ... let you out of junctions etc etc ... it just doesn't work the other way round ... (or man-on-man (if you excuse the expression!!! )) ...

Think about it as a burd; regardless of what it is about ... I put a post on here and within 2 milliseconds I have 15 replies ... I am a bloke, so lets time this one ...

It has a lot of advantages ...

What is really cool is that I could be a lesbian too, everyone likes lesbos !!!!

My only problem is that I'd make for one fugly woman!!

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Old 18-11-07, 12:56 PM   #2
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Old 18-11-07, 12:59 PM   #3
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Sorry, I didn't get any further than that
lesbos are cool!!! ... unless they are the 'prisoner cell block H' looking type!! ... not what most of us blokes picture when the word lesbian is spoken ... that is very different ... I love lesbos!!

Now two (fit) scantily clad girls holding hands ... imagine what doors that could open for you in a male dominated arena?!!?

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Old 18-11-07, 01:09 PM   #4
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im a lesbo
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Old 18-11-07, 01:20 PM   #5
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you'd get cheap car insurance too

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Old 18-11-07, 01:33 PM   #6
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There is so much wrong with this thread I just don't know where to start, but suffice to say the grass is always greener.
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Old 18-11-07, 01:39 PM   #7
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Old 18-11-07, 02:02 PM   #8
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Old 18-11-07, 02:17 PM   #10
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Lesbos? Disgraceful behaviour! NEVER catch me partaking in any of that malarky...



Oh, yeah... THAT... Lol... Well, I admit to having a small glass of sweet sherry that night, so my sensibilities were a tad impaired.

That's moi on the left, and socommk23's lovely lady, Lisa on the right. Shocking behaviour. (That's also socommk23 LAUGHING in the background).


And that's socommk23's THUMB raised too... shocking. I apologise.
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