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Old 09-05-08, 11:51 AM   #1
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Amy Winehouse meets Jezza Clarkson for the first time, she says to him "What do you do?" He replies "Top Gear"..."Oh great" she says..."I'll have 5 grammes"
 
Old 09-05-08, 12:25 PM   #2
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badum tish!

I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
 
Old 09-05-08, 12:37 PM   #3
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I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
May be interested in? Of course we are.

C'mon, lets have it.
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Old 09-05-08, 12:41 PM   #4
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badum tish!

I have a very sick one you may or may not be interested in...
go on then
 
Old 09-05-08, 01:13 PM   #5
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go on then
Depends how you view the Josef Fritzel situation
 
Old 09-05-08, 01:15 PM   #6
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Depends how you view the Josef Fritzel situation
Its not the "living next door to Alice" one is it (as in the song)

or the one about how they beat the McCanns in the european endurance hide and seek competition?
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Old 09-05-08, 01:21 PM   #7
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Nope.

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Tuesday: Did nothing
Wednesday: Did nothing
Thursday: Did nothing
Friday: Did nothing
Saturday: Did nothing
Sunday: Did nothing

Yet to be released - The Diary of the Elisabeth Fritzel
 
Old 09-05-08, 01:22 PM   #8
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plowsie, not bad! Made me chuckle

Lozzo, excellent
 
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To be fair it is funny, when you think about it, its crap, she will have been doing stuff really!
 
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To be fair it is funny, when you think about it, its crap, she will have been doing stuff really!
yes, but i think alot of that against her own will. Poor girl
 
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