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18-05-09, 06:35 PM
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Dear Mr. Darling
Wife sent me this today
 Dear Mr. Darling, Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :- There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed. 4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed 5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!! It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances. |
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18-05-09, 06:46 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
That's cool
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18-05-09, 06:50 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
That could work
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18-05-09, 06:51 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
A very useful spin off from that policy would be to cause the instant retirement of nearly all our MPs.
Great idea.
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18-05-09, 07:02 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
Quote:
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18-05-09, 07:07 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
Haha, that's quality.
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18-05-09, 07:51 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
lol, brilliant!
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18-05-09, 08:02 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
excellent
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18-05-09, 08:11 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
But I don't want a cage
 and I aint got no kids, that I know of 
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18-05-09, 09:15 PM
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Re: Dear Mr. Darling
More booze and fags for you then...
 (that's 'fags' as in 'cigarettes' btw...  )
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