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Old 18-05-09, 06:35 PM   #1
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Talking Dear Mr. Darling

Wife sent me this today



Dear Mr. Darling,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing Britain's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will be squandered on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan :-
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force pay them £1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings .........................Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new British car .............................................Twent y million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage ............Housing Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university ..........Crime rate fixed
5) They MUSt buy £50 of alcohol / tobacco a week ........................there's your money back in duty / tax etc!!!!

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back there falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
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Old 18-05-09, 06:46 PM   #2
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That's cool
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Old 18-05-09, 06:50 PM   #3
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That could work
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Old 18-05-09, 06:51 PM   #4
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A very useful spin off from that policy would be to cause the instant retirement of nearly all our MPs.
Great idea.
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Old 18-05-09, 07:02 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slark01 View Post
[FONT=Century Gothic]Wife sent me this today
Now get her to send it to Darling too, and ask for a response to her ideas. lets see if they dare reply, lol.
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Old 18-05-09, 07:07 PM   #6
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Haha, that's quality.
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Old 18-05-09, 07:51 PM   #7
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lol, brilliant!
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Old 18-05-09, 08:02 PM   #8
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excellent
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Old 18-05-09, 08:11 PM   #9
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But I don't want a cage and I aint got no kids, that I know of
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Old 18-05-09, 09:15 PM   #10
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More booze and fags for you then...

(that's 'fags' as in 'cigarettes' btw... )
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