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Why is it that school runs always seem to have an **** hole doing them? setting off for work today i was reversing out of my grans drive when some guy comes flying along the road about 40mph when its barely safe to be doing 20 along there especially with all the kids coming along i saw him coming and swore to my self about him and pulled back onto the drive to let him past next thing I know im just about to set off along the road and i hear a knock on my window and theres the **** thats just nearly smashed into my back end standing there, i winds down the window and he starts off with what were you saying there mate my brother (who's a big lad) and his mates are standing about 10 feet away watching him thinking he was going to try and hit me so i just told him exactly what i'd said to my self in the car wich was f*** off you f****** C U Nxt Tuesday he must have though i was going to say nothing so then i set off for work look in my mirror most of the way down the road he's reversed the car over my grans drive and is standingon the pavement by it. I thought im not leaving my gran to deal with that **** when she wants out or back in so i spin the car round and stop 50 meters away from him and get the wheel nut thingy out of the boot and start walking towards him, funny to see how fast the guy that decided to open his mouth in the first place jumped back into his car and shot off down the road.
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Love it, nice one!
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You go girlfriend!
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why are peeps so bleedin uptight these days.. that guy sounded like a complete f*beeep as*beepp. well done m8.
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Do you not think that maybe offering him a hug and a nice cup of tea could have made it a better day?
![]() Then when he was sat in your Gran's kitchen, tea cup in hand, smiling as he sips his beverage, you could have stoved his head in and gone all Dennis Nilson on him! ![]() ![]() |
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what a tw@.
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Hey Pat...i appreciate this got you angry and rightly so by the sounds of it. BUT we do have a swear filter for a reason and bypassing it the way you have will earn you points and a slap on the back of the legs you know. Look at this...
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wwwoooohhhhoooo its not me getting told off for once...
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Brilliant!
Look just for the record, i;m sure ive said it loads anyways, i swear like a trooper and swearing to me is sometimes like easy and time saving emotional punctuation so i personally have no issue with it. But i am an IB mod and i have to get you guys n gals to toe the line otherwise there would be anarchy...and i cant have that since i'm the official anarchist here, can i? ![]()
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I'm going to rain on your parade. Violence - or threats of - is never the answer. You've admitted on here to possessing an offensive weapon. You need to learn to control your temper.
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