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20-03-10, 10:21 AM
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Acute Kebab Mouth..
Why do we do eleventeen beers then eat rancid meat and rabbit food?
I've tried Dettol and a wire brush, and my mouth still tastes like I've feasted on dead rat. Anyone know any cures?
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20-03-10, 10:23 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Eat stuff. You'll gradually overwhelm it. I find I get a similar thing from certain flavours of crisps!
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20-03-10, 10:24 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Drink a cup of searing hot tea and it may possibly burn out your tastebuds temporarily? ...
Go for chips instead? 
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20-03-10, 10:24 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Serves you right for eating one of Ghandis flip flops!
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20-03-10, 10:31 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Mouthwash, really really strong mouthwash !!!
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20-03-10, 10:35 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Chicken Madras!
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20-03-10, 10:41 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
This really works, chew a little bit of fresh parsley after eating strong stuff like kebabs, onions etc, it also works with garlic!
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20-03-10, 10:41 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Where is Nemo when you need a Kebab quote.
Well to pinch his A man who is tired of kebabs is tired of life. So as diet of lips hoof and **** and you now have a problem. Mouth wash with 50/50 nitomorse/4* and light up a cig
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20-03-10, 10:47 AM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
chew a cardomon pod, same effect as fresh parsley
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20-03-10, 02:14 PM
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Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..
Have another couple of beers...
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