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Old 20-03-10, 10:21 AM   #1
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Default Acute Kebab Mouth..

Why do we do eleventeen beers then eat rancid meat and rabbit food?

I've tried Dettol and a wire brush, and my mouth still tastes like I've feasted on dead rat.

Anyone know any cures?
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Old 20-03-10, 10:23 AM   #2
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Eat stuff. You'll gradually overwhelm it. I find I get a similar thing from certain flavours of crisps!
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Old 20-03-10, 10:24 AM   #3
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Drink a cup of searing hot tea and it may possibly burn out your tastebuds temporarily? ...

Go for chips instead?
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Old 20-03-10, 10:24 AM   #4
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Default Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..

Serves you right for eating one of Ghandis flip flops!
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Old 20-03-10, 10:31 AM   #5
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Mouthwash, really really strong mouthwash !!!
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Old 20-03-10, 10:35 AM   #6
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Chicken Madras!
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Old 20-03-10, 10:41 AM   #7
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Default Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..

This really works, chew a little bit of fresh parsley after eating strong stuff like kebabs, onions etc, it also works with garlic!
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Old 20-03-10, 10:41 AM   #8
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Default Re: Acute Kebab Mouth..

Where is Nemo when you need a Kebab quote.

Well to pinch his

A man who is tired of kebabs is tired of life.

So as diet of lips hoof and **** and you now have a problem. Mouth wash with 50/50 nitomorse/4* and light up a cig
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Old 20-03-10, 10:47 AM   #9
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chew a cardomon pod, same effect as fresh parsley
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Old 20-03-10, 02:14 PM   #10
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Have another couple of beers...
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