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25-03-10, 10:33 AM
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Compliments about one's body...
...it has come to my attention that there are many short rhymes or phrases that refer to certain parts of the body in a particularly humorous fashion...here are a couple of examples demonstrating what I mean...
1. Red on the roof - smelly on the hoof. and 2. Rusty roof - smelly drains. Which ones do you know? Please share them with us so that we may all writhe with laughter as we pretend to look busy at work... Edit - maybe the term I'm looking for is an analogy...
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25-03-10, 01:10 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
I haven't heard of either of them and subsequently have no idea what you are on about Stingo dear boy! What part of your body do 1 and 2 refer to?
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25-03-10, 01:27 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
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In both of these two cases, the red/rust refer to the colour of a persons hair - use your imagine to interpret the remainder....with that little nugget of knowledge you will now be able to come up with your own couplet/phrase/thingy/proverb....
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25-03-10, 01:28 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
Grass on the wicket - Lets play cricket.
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25-03-10, 01:33 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
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25-03-10, 01:36 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
Ah.... so the title of the thread (i.e. compliments) has nothing to do with the content of it?
Glad it wasn't just me that was confused 
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25-03-10, 01:38 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
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25-03-10, 04:08 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
Not quite the same thing but when we have a not particularly pretty 'Promotional Girl' show up at Lord's caked in makeup in a short skirt and tight branded -shirt the phrase used is 'mutton dressed as goat'.
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25-03-10, 04:12 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
Grass on the wicket - I aint gonna' lick it
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25-03-10, 04:49 PM
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Re: Compliments about one's body...
I'm not sure if I'm on the right tracks here, but..
Hair on the muff? Old enough. |
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