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Old 06-08-10, 09:12 AM   #1
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Default OH No Dave Preston

Just realised he is heading down here as I type

Windows/L time me thinks.

Lock the loft (My office) and land mine the estate.

Anything else to make sure I stay straight?
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Old 06-08-10, 09:15 AM   #2
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Just tell him you've run out of beer.

Simple.

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Old 06-08-10, 09:26 AM   #3
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Shut the curtains and pretend you ain't in.
Or leave a sign saying you couldn't contain your excitement, and have left already, if he wants his beer he better leave quick.
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Old 06-08-10, 09:28 AM   #4
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turn your phone off and hide it
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Old 06-08-10, 09:32 AM   #5
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Tell him Irksy is there and needs help with x,y,z
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Old 06-08-10, 09:40 AM   #6
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Simple, come out of the closet now and save him the effort of doing it for you!

I can help if you like, take you shopping, get you some nice gay shoes and finish the day off by kissing the cheeks of twinks in the bar!
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