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The Perfect P*e
![]() 1. Sit comfortably on the toilet seat. 2. Feet flat on the floor, if your feet do not reach a foot stool is needed. 3. Lean forwards with your elbow on your knees. By sitting this way it empties the bladder more efficiently and lowers the residual (amount left in the bladder). Hovering or kangarooing the toilet seat has been shown to inhibit the bladder emptying and to empty as little as 1/3 of the volume. Double voiding When you feel that you have finished, do not hop up, sit up straight, lean back and count to 10 then lean forward again and you may find you empty out a little more urine. Just so you know, this was used to teach my daughter how to go to the toilet. Ste. |
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Thanks for sharing.
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do you have a fetish for poo young man?
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Im gonna try that sit back for 10 seconds bit.
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A bit of knowledge goes a long way, and if it put a smile on your face then you have had a better day.
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Depends how drunk I am.
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For the ladies among us, I present this gadget for your perusal...
No more squatting outside the pub with your back side showing to the passing traffic! Shewee... |
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