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06-10-10, 09:56 AM
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sorry i knocked your bike over
So I get to work this morning and receive a text from my girlfriend. I'm sorry I've just reversed in to your bike and it rolled of the stand, but its ok I've picked it up and not damaged anything.
Get your guesses in now for what I'm gonna find broken when I get home. Its a curvy 650s |
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06-10-10, 09:59 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
Dunno about when you get home, but shortly after your GF does I imagine you'll find her nose is broken.
*Domestic violence is not a laughing matter, but thats just a matter of perspective. 
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06-10-10, 10:02 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
mudguard, indicators, headlight bulbs, all body plastics, foot pegs and leavers on the side it fell on, mirror.
i cant think of anything else.... |
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06-10-10, 10:04 AM
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06-10-10, 10:04 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
Im selling a load of curvy plastics, so if any are damaged let me know.
I do you good price sir (said in best fake indian accent) |
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06-10-10, 10:06 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
Oh no! Sorry, cant post actual thoughts on this
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06-10-10, 10:06 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
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Sick comment in my opinion |
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06-10-10, 10:33 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
The best humor is mildly offensive at its weakest. Family guy wouldnt be so succesful if people werent able to laugh at the distasteful/sick.
It was an attempt to ligthen the mood for the OP, I was going to post that Im impressed she managed to lift it up on her own but knew I'd get torn a new one for been a sexist pig. Even though I clearly cant be a sexest I've got female friends and everything! |
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06-10-10, 10:33 AM
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06-10-10, 10:53 AM
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Re: sorry i knocked your bike over
Messie beat me to it - don't normally rise but.... mildly offensive?? it ain't. Lighten the mood -with a lead ballon -not needed.
Anyway gear lever, mirror indicator and bent left side plastics! and praise for lifting it up and not just leaving it there! |
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