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14-04-11, 12:03 AM
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Novelty horn?
I want one that goes "DOO DAH doo doo duh duh dah dah doo doo dah DOO!"
Like Dukes of Hazard. How do I go about doing it? |
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14-04-11, 12:14 AM
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Re: Novelty horn
draw scalpel across forehead, peel back skin, break hard surface underneath, scoop out a couple of handfuls of the soft stuff below, superglue skin flap back in place.......
Or 2LB club hammer to the left temple until desire goes away. Cheers Mark.
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14-04-11, 12:46 AM
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Re: Novelty horn
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
  Ho ho ho ho ho!!    Teeheeheeheeheehee!!!!! Heheheheheheheheeeheeheee!!!!! .jpg)  Awww maaaan... That was SO funny! |
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14-04-11, 12:48 AM
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Re: Novelty horn
Airhorns for the authentic wheezy sound. I had those on my Mini in the late eighties. It was funny for about 10 minutes but YMMV.
Dead easy to fit. You just need to find somewhere to mount five airhorns (one for each note) and the compressor - that would be the tricky part. Alternatively, this would be easier to hide - linky |
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14-04-11, 02:01 AM
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Re: Novelty horn
A lot of effort for a MoT failure.
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14-04-11, 07:41 AM
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Re: Novelty horn
And instant pull if a bad tempered officer of the law hears it...
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14-04-11, 08:04 AM
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Re: Novelty horn?
judging by the time of the post i'd say he was either drunk or sleep posting. or was orgraped
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14-04-11, 09:11 AM
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Re: Novelty horn?
Neither. I just know how to get the ladies
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14-04-11, 10:30 AM
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Re: Novelty horn?
Its definitely a fhanny magnet,but not the one you think!
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14-04-11, 10:49 AM
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Re: Novelty horn?
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