Out of the mouths of babes!!!

Senario:- father in law wants to buy a new helmet. Me and wife take him to local bike shop. his bike is Purple harley. I say i got a grey and carbon helmet as it looks cool and suits the bike.
The wife then asks the shop assistant if he has a purple helmet to which he replies 'thats a little personal isn't it?'
Me and the father in law in hysterics. Can't take women anywhere!! LOL

Shame really as she normally gets money off things for me. She managed to talk the salesman into knocking £350 off the SV i bought in april

anyone else got a funny wifey/girlfriend story. Please feel free to post so we can laugh too!!!

After hearing on the radio that the world cup final was currently nil nil the missus asks
'if it finishes a draw do they both win?'
got about a million more of these from her, bless.

My firends mrs comes out with some good uns.
Last week while down wales my wife was buying sushi in tescos and asks her if she wants to share the bigger packet, she replies i like it but without the fish.

Also, in nandos, she says after eating her meal " this is the chickiniest chicken i have ever had"

On a romantic break at the I.O.W. we were standing at the entrance to the cabaret room,my wife in front and me behind deciding whether to go in or stay in the bar.
If we are going in we will need another couple of drinks so I trot of to the bar leaving my wife standing there. On my way back she is profusely apologising to a man whose wife has tears running down her face.
Aparently she thought I was still behind her and had given me a gentle squeeze on the nuts.The poor guy had shot about 3ft in the air being groped by this strange woman.
She doesn't do it any more.

[mister c]

Mine is a son thing not a wifey one.
My son was about 4 & we went to buy a new bed. The assistant came over & said "can I help you?". I said that we were looking for a new bed.
My son......Bless him said "yes they do, their old one goes creak creak, creak creak, creak creak" I dint know where to put my face.

A pearler from the ex wife.
We were holidaying in Slapton Sands & I mentioned that it was going to be a pig to get home as it would be Bank Holiday Monday, she said that we would be ok as everybody else would be going the other way

[Biker Biggles]

Missus asked a work colleague if he could help her with a French letter.

My girlfriend saw me playing Black and White 2 (You play as God against the Aztecs), and she was convinced that the Aztecs were just fictional monsters in the game.

Originally Posted by Dicky Ticker

On a romantic break at the I.O.W. we were standing at the entrance to the cabaret room,my wife in front and me behind deciding whether to go in or stay in the bar.
If we are going in we will need another couple of drinks so I trot of to the bar leaving my wife standing there. On my way back she is profusely apologising to a man whose wife has tears running down her face.
Aparently she thought I was still behind her and had given me a gentle squeeze on the nuts.The poor guy had shot about 3ft in the air being groped by this strange woman.
She doesn't do it any more.

This was funny!

Was walking through the Kitchen section of John Lewis a little while ago. Think the guy a bit ahead of us had been crop spraying and probably thought he had got away with it when suddenly my 2 year old pipes up with POOH! STINK! in an extremely loud voice. Poor thing, must have been just about at her nose level...

[Bri w]

My wife is happy to be 8 and a half stone but would hate to be 8st 7lbs...

There are a million of them