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Old 18-06-12, 04:40 PM   #1
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Default Birthday presents.

So it's my fella's 21st birthday on Sunday and I've come to realise... Why are men so hard to get for?!
Everytime it comes to an occasion such as birthday, valentines day, Christmas etc he just asks for tools! -.-

Now it's his 'big 21st' I don't have a Fecking clue!
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Old 18-06-12, 04:40 PM   #2
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Turn up naked, bring beer.
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Old 18-06-12, 04:42 PM   #3
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Turn up naked, bring beer.
Typical Friday night lmao!
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Old 18-06-12, 04:55 PM   #4
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Turn up naked, bring beer.
And a willingness to try new things.
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Old 18-06-12, 04:59 PM   #5
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A toolbox?


No, not a horrid little toolbox. One that will last a lifetime...


http://www.screwfix.com/p/8-drawer-c...-x-335mm/28229
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Old 18-06-12, 05:13 PM   #6
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A toolbox?


No, not a horrid little toolbox. One that will last a lifetime...


http://www.screwfix.com/p/8-drawer-c...-x-335mm/28229
If I had the money I'd get him a Snap-on one.. But I haven't
Plus he's already got one
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Old 18-06-12, 05:25 PM   #7
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Turn up naked, bring beer.
And a sega megadrive
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Old 18-06-12, 05:27 PM   #8
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And a sega megadrive
I love him, and I will stand naked in front of him with a ice cold bottle of beer, be willing to try new things and buy him a Snap-On tool box

BUT HE DOES NOT TOUCH MY MEGA DRIVE!
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Old 18-06-12, 05:29 PM   #9
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a golden butt plug.






i'm not helping am i.. lol
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Old 18-06-12, 05:30 PM   #10
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a golden butt plug.






i'm not helping am i.. lol
If I bought him that I'd be single by the Monday LOL!
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