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30-07-14, 01:16 PM
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Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
So my dog grumpy Jasper has a few health problems, one of which is a low blood albumin count. An effect of this is to occasionally give him terrible diarrhea.
We have just got a new pup Jack, 8 weeks old that drives Jasper bonkers, he follows him everywhere, tries to climb on him etc. Jasper normally ends up snapping and knocking Jack away So I have just let them onto the lawn and Jack follows Jasper, suddenly Jasper squats and Jack start to do what dogs do and sniff when Jasper releases a stream of ... yes. Poor pup, we are trying to clean him up, not only is it us heaving, poor Jack is heaving away as well. Pure comedy value, not nice. But hopefully poor Jack will have learned a valuable lesson of not to stick his nose where it doesn't belong. But I think Jasper, the grumpy old sod probably did it deliberately. Still Jack is half Jack and half Shi Tzu. But now we know which half is which.
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30-07-14, 01:52 PM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
hahaha burst into loud laughter in the office! bless you Tim
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30-07-14, 11:26 PM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
Priceless!
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31-07-14, 09:02 AM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
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31-07-14, 02:34 PM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
Ha haa haaaaaaa, class
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
So funny, but also so gross. Thanks for sharing.
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31-07-14, 08:59 PM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
Lol. Did you mean to write shift in the title?
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01-08-14, 07:05 AM
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Re: Watch out, shift, oh no, eehhhhhheewww
yes, as it was what i shouted at Jack as I just knew what was going to happen.
Only 8 weeks so he hasn't developed his vocabulary yet and didn't understand. I think he might now. Still he has forgiven old grumpy pants and plagues him even more.
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