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19-08-05, 12:26 PM
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Toms Joke of the Day (Happy Friday people)
As its friday and p%ssing down I thought I'd tell u all my joke of the day.
*An old Cowboy* An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." |
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19-08-05, 01:52 PM
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noooo
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19-08-05, 02:09 PM
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ok this is freaky.......................... saw the title and thought WTF!!!!!
"TOMS" Me Being Jonathan Toms back to the suitcase ! 
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19-08-05, 05:47 PM
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nice!
but it wasn't my joke |
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