You know you're getting senile when.... - SV650.org

28-01-06, 03:46 PM

.....you buy your mate a pint, and then drink it yourself....

(Sorry Tim!!!)

Richie · 28-01-06, 10:10 PM

When your Kids tell you to go to the toilet before a long journey...

28-01-06, 10:17 PM

when you pop into a B&Q when you dont need anything - just to see "what they have in stock " for when you do need it

28-01-06, 10:43 PM

The latest woolly cardigan offered by M and S has a "leading edge" look to it!

I went to play golf a few weeks ago but told my friend I was going to bring my grandad along. My pal asked why did I want to do that. Because I am sick of losing sight of the ball after I hit it and of losing so many.

Despite grandad being 94 he has the sharpest eyesight. I hit off the first tee and asked grandad to keep an eye on it. "Did you see it?" I asked. "Yes" he replied."I saw it fly and exactly where it stopped" "and where was that I asked"

" Jeez I dunno,I forget!" he replied!

29-01-06, 12:45 AM

when you go to a retirement do and say goodbye to the wrong guy (me last night

)

29-01-06, 07:55 AM

You know when you are old, when your kids are getting ready to go out for the night and you are getting ready to go to bed.

timwilky · 29-01-06, 09:53 AM

You let your mate drink your pint because you are enjoying theirs.

29-01-06, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timwilky

You let your mate drink your pint because you are enjoying theirs.

Good come back

timwilky · 29-01-06, 10:04 AM

Your that busy chatting up my wife you don't hear them ring last orders.

29-01-06, 10:10 AM

You feel that it is perfectly normal to have your undies pulled up to just below nipple level over your shirt.

28-01-06, 03:46 PM	#1
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	You know you're getting senile when.... .....you buy your mate a pint, and then drink it yourself.... (Sorry Tim!!!)

28-01-06, 10:10 PM	#2
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29-01-06, 09:53 AM	#7
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	You let your mate drink your pint because you are enjoying theirs. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

29-01-06, 10:04 AM	#9
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Your that busy chatting up my wife you don't hear them ring last orders. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

28-01-06, 10:17 PM	#3
Quiff Wichard Guest Posts: n/a	when you pop into a B&Q when you dont need anything - just to see "what they have in stock " for when you do need it

28-01-06, 10:43 PM	#4
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	The latest woolly cardigan offered by M and S has a "leading edge" look to it! I went to play golf a few weeks ago but told my friend I was going to bring my grandad along. My pal asked why did I want to do that. Because I am sick of losing sight of the ball after I hit it and of losing so many. Despite grandad being 94 he has the sharpest eyesight. I hit off the first tee and asked grandad to keep an eye on it. "Did you see it?" I asked. "Yes" he replied."I saw it fly and exactly where it stopped" "and where was that I asked" " Jeez I dunno,I forget!" he replied!

29-01-06, 12:45 AM	#5
amarko5 Guest Posts: n/a	when you go to a retirement do and say goodbye to the wrong guy (me last night )

29-01-06, 07:55 AM	#6
Stig Guest Posts: n/a	You know when you are old, when your kids are getting ready to go out for the night and you are getting ready to go to bed.

29-01-06, 10:10 AM	#10
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	You feel that it is perfectly normal to have your undies pulled up to just below nipple level over your shirt.