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Old 19-04-06, 11:05 AM   #1
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....****.

Anyone know anyone who can whack him?

I'm skint so the cheaper the better.

I'm also looking for a new job.

Anyone? Anyone?
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Old 19-04-06, 11:06 AM   #2
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Sounds like yours and mine went to the same manager training School...
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Old 19-04-06, 11:07 AM   #3
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Old 19-04-06, 11:09 AM   #4
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I've just graduated from Sniper school and going into business on my own!

Your in luck as I have a Sale on too!
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thought you'd got rid of your crap manager Fizz
Nope. I think we only employ rubbish ones now.
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Nope. I think we only employ rubbish ones now.
great isn't it mine is brilliant got alot of time for him pity i have to leave
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Old 19-04-06, 11:13 AM   #7
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Managers all get promoted to the level of their ineptitude, then no further.

Do a Fight Club on him, go into his office and beat the crap out of yourself. Then blame him for doing it. We need pictures.
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Old 19-04-06, 11:18 AM   #8
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I'll do it Scoobs. Just for you tho pal, you know us superheroes are not supposed to do this kind of work on the side, but seeing as its me old mucker Scoobs

So how do you want it done? Look like an accident? Make him suffer first? Would you like to watch?

Payment, hmmm lets see.

A couple of old sweets from your jacket pocket, ideally with the fluff on should do the trick.


Alternatively, post up his email address and we can all bombard him with nice gay porn pics
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Old 19-04-06, 11:19 AM   #9
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i feel i may have created a monster......

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Old 19-04-06, 11:20 AM   #10
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Alternatively, post up his email address and we can all bombard him with nice gay porn pics
Erm YEAH

We'll have to borrow some of your's mate.. You obviously have more than you need

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