JOKE

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of

beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?". The barman is amazed but gives the

rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks

the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.



The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a Pint of Beer

and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit

and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the

rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.



The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint

of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman". The crowd is

hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then

burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down.



The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been

laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more

money in one week than he did all last year. In walks the rabbit and

says, "A Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman",

smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses. The barman says, "I'm

sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them Ham and

Cheese Toasties".



The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper,

when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a very

nice Cheese and Onion Toastie". The rabbit looks him in the eye and

says, "Are you sure I will like it?" The masses bated breath is ear

shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think

that I would let down one of my best friends, I know you'll love it".

"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a Pint of Beer and a Cheese and Onion

Toastie". The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and

guzzles the toastie, he then waves to the crowd and leaves....



.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!



One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has

only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he

is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating

above the bar. The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered,

"I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house".

The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in

every night and have a Pint of Beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses

came to see you and this place was famous" The rabbit says, "Yes I

know". The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have

any Ham and Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead" The

rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it". The barman said

"You never came back, what happened?"



"I DIED", said the Rabbit.



"NO!" said the barman, "what from".



After a short pause. The rabbit said...



"Mixin'-me-toasties".

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*groan*

* Sound of wind and tumble weed rolling by*

Oh Dear!!




Very good

now that was funny

Originally Posted by Marshall

now that was funny

No it wasn't, it was awful

old one but still funny