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08-06-06, 09:47 AM
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Joke - I'll say sorry now....
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty." 
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08-06-06, 09:52 AM
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And people have the audacity to moan about my jokes
 
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08-06-06, 09:57 AM
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my wife didnt think its funny - wonder why
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08-06-06, 10:28 AM
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I don't think that 'bravest' is the word I'd use to describe him. 'Suiicidal' perhaps?
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09-06-06, 09:22 AM
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09-06-06, 09:27 AM
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Ah Moo - I suspected this would appeal to you!!
 I nearly fell off my chair when I first heard it!!
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09-06-06, 07:23 PM
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 That was good!! My sides hurt... I think I've laughed too much!!
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09-06-06, 08:19 PM
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Best joke on here in ages
Gotta keep them short to keep us laughing, short attention spans that we hav.... |
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10-06-06, 01:47 AM
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Bravo that man, Bravo!!!!!
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10-06-06, 01:51 AM
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That's my definition of stupid.
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