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15-06-06, 07:00 AM

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has
reached the £1 million question.

Chris Tarrant says,

"Right Sven, this is for a £1 million, and remember, you still
have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set?

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not
too sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're
left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,

"No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a
friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.

I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win
£1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal
lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger.

Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a
badger.

"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"

Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a
gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder!

But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a set?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ..........

( SCROLL DOWN YOU'LL LIKE THIS)

"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

Fangyuverymuch

Stingo · 15-06-06, 07:06 AM

21QUEST · 15-06-06, 07:18 AM

Keep them coming.

Cheers
Ben

Spiderman · 15-06-06, 08:42 AM

wait a minute now. Am i dreaming this or has Cuffy posted up a funny joke for a change?

very good

15-06-06, 09:23 AM

I likey that!!!

15-06-06, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

wait a minute now. Am i dreaming this or has Cuffy posted up a funny joke for a change?

very good

Hoorah! ive actually had spideys approval...i'll quit while im ahead

Spiderman · 15-06-06, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

wait a minute now. Am i dreaming this or has Cuffy posted up a funny joke for a change?

very good

Hoorah! ive actually had spideys approval...i'll quit while im ahead

Trust me, my approval is worth nothing. Just ask anyone who's met me.

I have a very warped sense of humour

anna · 15-06-06, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuffy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

wait a minute now. Am i dreaming this or has Cuffy posted up a funny joke for a change?

very good

Hoorah! ive actually had spideys approval...i'll quit while im ahead

now we have that in writting... Cuffy will quit posting jokes!!! *only joking mate

*

15-06-06, 07:33 PM

15-06-06, 07:47 PM

I like it a lot

15-06-06, 07:00 AM	#1
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	Its joke time again Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for a £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. "Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?" Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50." "Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers." Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend." So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. "Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham." So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's." "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. "You sure, son?" says Sven. "Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger. "Final answer, Sven?" "Final answer, Chris." "That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild celebrations. Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a set?" "Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, .......... ( SCROLL DOWN YOU'LL LIKE THIS) "... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!" Fangyuverymuch

15-06-06, 07:06 AM	#2
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