Lewis Hamilton - GP Drinking Game

A warning about the dangers of playing the new Lewis Hamilton drinking game.

I attempted this yesterday while watching the Grand Prix on ITV. The rules are simple, every time they say "Lewis Hamilton" you have to down a shot.

Unfortunately I didn't count on the rabid Lewis-worshipping commentary of James Allen.

By the end of lap one I had already downed 5 shots and thought I might need some more vodka. Luckily good old ITV stuffed in an advert after lap 2 so I was able to search the cupboard for another bottle. Due to Alonso's ****-up at the start and Kimi's car breaking the "Hamilton" rate seemed to go up alarmingly to about 10 shots per lap.

By about lap 10 I was completely out of vodka and had to resort to all the left-overs in the cupboard. The pit-stops accounted for the whisky, gin, rum and even some baileys. By halfway things were getting desperate so I grabbed a bottle of grappa for the journey and hopped into the car to nip to One Stop. Luckily I was drunk so the journey was quite quick !

I leapt over the counter and took 6 one litre bottles of vodka and threw some cash at the spotty 14 year old behind the counter. He was just explaining that I'd have to wait for a supervisor as they weren't old enough to sell booze when I punched him in the face and shouted "well why don't they put a f***ing grown up on the counter since half the customers are buying alcohol !!" and ran off.

I leapt back into the car and sped off up the road at 80 miles an hour, I suddenly noticed a police car behind me, and so he wouldn't notice me I speeded up. Unfortunately as I got to the corner the 214 shots of mixed spirits took hold and I crashed into a phonebox.

The policeman got out and surveyed the wreckage and said "who do you think you are Lewis Hamilton".... I reached for my hip-flask !!!

They think I'll be well enough to go to prison in about 3 months.

really?

Originally Posted by keithd

really?

Would I fib?

Originally Posted by Scoobs

Would I fib?

Scoobs? Tell a lie? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo never!



Matt

There's no denying it though the kid is good!!!!!!!!!!

Jenson who??

Originally Posted by DanDare

There's no denying it though the kid is good!!!!!!!!!!

Jenson who??

interceptor?

Originally Posted by keithd

interceptor?

Wasn't that the one with the W@nker engine on it?

Originally Posted by keithd

interceptor?

PMSL!

Originally Posted by DanDare

Jenson who??

Spot on

Hamilton now leads the world championship. I'd say he;s in with a serious chance of wining it, but he'll have to get some race wins if he wants to make it a bit easier for him...

Matt

Originally Posted by DanDare

There's no denying it though the kid is good!!!!!!!!!!

Jenson who??

^^^^what he said^^^^