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19-07-06, 10:19 AM
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little girl joke
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her
Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo. The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?" |
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19-07-06, 10:23 AM
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Very good!
Heard one similar with a little girl asking about Love Juice  Then the father explains it. The little girl never looked at Tennis in quite the same way again. 
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19-07-06, 10:25 AM
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I'm a bit slow this morning, but I got it after the second read!!
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19-07-06, 10:26 AM
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19-07-06, 11:05 AM
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PMSL
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19-07-06, 11:51 AM
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Nice
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19-07-06, 11:52 AM
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20-07-06, 09:54 PM
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20-07-06, 09:56 PM
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I don't get it
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20-07-06, 09:59 PM
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Me being a mummy and having already explained that one to my 6 year old daughter and also a very big Pooh Bear fan I thought it was Very Good!!!
Liked the 'tennis' one too!!
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