Joke

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Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decided to go on a picnic.

Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.

The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so it will take them ten days to get there.

When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer.

"Ok Roy, give me the bottle opener," he says.

"I didn't bring it" says Roy "I thought you'd packed it"

Mick gets worried, he then turns to Andy and says "did you bring the bottle opener?"

Naturally, Andy didn't bring it, so they're stuck ten miles away from home without a bottle opener.

Mick and Andy beg Roy to go back for it.

But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches if he leaves them.

After two hours of bickering, and them swearing on their lives that they will not eat the sarnies without him, Roy agrees to go back.

So Roy sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and still he isn't back and Mick and Andy are starving, but they remembered their promise and stay away from the sarnies.

Another five days and still he Isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

Another two days go by and still no sign of Roy, finally they cant take it any longer, so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat them when . . .

















. . . Roy pops out from behind a rock and shouts "I knew it - I'm not going now,
you greedy b*st*rds !!"

Thats quality. Love it.