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Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick). There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too. |
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30-09-06, 09:14 PM
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Crucifixion!
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No. Centurion: Crucifixion! Matthias: Oh. Centurion: Nasty, eh? Matthias: Could be worse. Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"? Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed. Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death. Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air. Centurion: You're weird! |
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30-09-06, 09:20 PM
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Enter the popular front for the liberation of Judea.Stage left persued by a bear.
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30-09-06, 09:31 PM
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Oh dear, here we go again
 
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30-09-06, 09:38 PM
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I'm Brian and so's my wife.
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30-09-06, 09:45 PM
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30-09-06, 09:47 PM
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Exit the Judean peoples front stage left persued by Loretta in drag.
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30-09-06, 09:49 PM
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There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess, all right, but no messiah.
Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away |
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