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19-10-06, 05:07 PM
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Joke of the week!
Two young ladies are walking through a zoo checking out the animals.
They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The ladies are fascinated by this. They stand and watch him for half an hour. One of the ladies just can't bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis. The gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non stop. When he's satisfied, the gorilla throws the ravaged girl back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and she is taken away to the hospital for emergency treatment. Her friend visits her bedside later that day and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", she shouts, "Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..." |
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19-10-06, 05:16 PM
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Wasn't that the Joke of 1987?
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19-10-06, 05:42 PM
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19-10-06, 05:44 PM
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Please don't give up your day job
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19-10-06, 05:49 PM
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 Well I thought it was funny
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19-10-06, 05:53 PM
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19-10-06, 06:18 PM
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otay..... blonde joke....
did ya hear about the 2 BLONDES that walked into a bar???? wait for it... you'd think the 2nd one would've DUCKED!!!!!!!!
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19-10-06, 07:17 PM
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how about this one
with an irish accent repeat these words fast WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
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