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Old 20-10-06, 08:46 PM   #1
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Default eskimo joke

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska

1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!
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Old 20-10-06, 09:26 PM   #2
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1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska

1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!

Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again"
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Old 20-10-06, 10:28 PM   #3
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eskimo asks his dad-
"am i a real eskimo.. a real real original eskimo"


- answer- go ask yer mum

he goes to mum.

he asks nanna
he asks grandad et al.. etc etc


goes back to dad...

"i asked everyone.. they all told me ask someone else.. - now I am back to you- so am I?.. a real real Eskimo dad?" ..

dad>>>> ok ok.... so why do you want to know?

















cos I am f&*&^ in freezin !!!

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Old 20-10-06, 10:31 PM   #4
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Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again"
But it took me a few reads ...
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Old 21-10-06, 01:03 AM   #5
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A second and a half, me - but well worth the wait. Fantastic
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Old 21-10-06, 11:31 AM   #6
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Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again"
But it took me a few reads ...
I'm trying but still don't get it......

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Old 21-10-06, 11:38 AM   #7
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I'm trying but still don't get it......

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.
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Old 21-10-06, 11:43 AM   #8
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I'm trying but still don't get it......

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.





Still trying!
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Old 21-10-06, 11:44 AM   #9
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I'm trying but still don't get it......

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.





Still trying!


DOH!!!


Paul's just told me!

Double DOH me thinks!!


I'll get my coat............................... TAXI!!
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Old 21-10-06, 11:46 AM   #10
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Did you hear about the gay eskimo

He was found with a chap on his lips
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