Dear Abby

Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Dear Abby are printed....


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial
decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs....the phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work; you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the
driveway, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around
the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and
screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

Brilliant

[Stu]

Fantastic - cheered up my morning.

and Abby said...........................





Sod it take it back to the dealers!!!

Abby

Originally Posted by Quedos

and Abby said...........................





Sod it take it back to the dealers!!!

Abby

Exactly. Ditch that zero and get with a hero...

Old'un but gold'un.