Man law

following on from scoobs post, herein lies the laws of man!

Man law

• No fruit (i.e. lime etc) is permissible in beer – this is the Don’t fruit the beer law

• A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes

• It is permissible to leave the sink unwashed after a hearty shave

• The man who approaches a table full of girls gets first dibs

• Never use the word "strip" when explaining a stag party to a woman

• A man tells his mate if a female wants to get with him , even if he likes the female in question

• Under no circumstances should men use scented hand lotion

• A tan is permissible only if gained by accident – NEVER by credit card

• Regardless of searing heat, a man may never alter his stride on hot sand

• A man may engage in gardening – but it must be referred to as farming

• A map may only be consulted before a journey has started – never during You may stop and ask for directions ONLY IF you are going to be late For: - a wedding, funeral or sh*g

• A man shall never refer to his wife as “we are pregnant”

• No man shall be permitted to have a drink with an umbrella in it, is pink or is fruit flavoured unless that man is holding it for his wife/girlfriend while she’s in the bathroom

• When eating at an all you can eat buffet, it is a mans duty to continue eating until he considers the restaurant to have lost money.

• A minimum of 3 minutes must pass before criticising a friends bbq technique.

• Swim shorts must be never be sorter than 2inches above the knee

Originally Posted by freakin it

When eating at an all you can eat buffet, it is a mans duty to continue eating until he considers the restaurant to have lost money.

This is so true.

[Sid Squid]

Originally Posted by Swiss

This is so true.

It is when you do it Chunky.

A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes

even phone sex?

Originally Posted by kitkat

A Man to woman phone call should last no longer than 6 minutes

even phone sex?

Not sure I could last that long

Originally Posted by Ed

Not sure I could last that long

lol oh dear

good points made

Originally Posted by Ed

Not sure I could last that long