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Old 07-09-07, 09:03 AM   #1
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Default Tickets to Paverotti's Funeral

only a tenor...
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Old 07-09-07, 09:05 AM   #2
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Old 07-09-07, 09:15 AM   #3
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Pmsl!
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Old 07-09-07, 09:53 AM   #4
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cruel but funny
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Old 07-09-07, 12:24 PM   #5
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I heard they're replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.

They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.
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Old 07-09-07, 12:25 PM   #6
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They have had to order a special car to use as a hearse for the funeral. It's a Nissan Dormer.

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Old 07-09-07, 12:55 PM   #7
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*grrrrrooooooooaaaaaannnnnn*

Very bad, but raises a smile!

Any more?

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Old 07-09-07, 01:01 PM   #8
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Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.
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Old 07-09-07, 01:04 PM   #9
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Pavarotti's family have been ringing round undertakers to try and sort out the funeral. They've asked them all if they can do a funeral for a tenor. All the undertakers have hung up, saying they can't do it that cheap.
Wasn't it at the time of Pavarotti's visit that they discovered the structural problems on the Kingston Bridge in Glasgow?

I seem to rememeber the saying "Theres an affa lotti Pavarotti" going round about then
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Old 07-09-07, 02:08 PM   #10
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whats pavarotti's wife getting for christmas?

a smaller turkey
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