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Old 04-11-07, 12:24 PM   #1
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Default Penny for the guy!!

A chav and a chavette knocked on my door this morning, asking for a penny for the guy. I told them to p*ss off. If they can't afford fireworks it makes me very happy!
Door to door begging, or casing the houses for breaking in most likely. They've been staring through windows and letter boxes all along the street.
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Old 04-11-07, 12:29 PM   #2
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wait till they come to your letter box then squirt washing up liquid through it.Works everytime
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Old 04-11-07, 01:52 PM   #3
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Bleach is better
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Old 04-11-07, 04:28 PM   #4
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Or battery acid...
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Old 04-11-07, 05:09 PM   #5
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why not just shoot the little spongers
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Old 04-11-07, 06:27 PM   #6
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Gids got the idea. If you only scar them, they can recover and return. Kill 'em, and that's one lot of life's annoying people gone for good. Call it...gene-pool cleansing.

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Old 04-11-07, 06:30 PM   #7
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spoilsport
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Old 04-11-07, 06:36 PM   #8
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Were these the two at the door?
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Old 04-11-07, 06:41 PM   #9
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I swear they've been on the jeremy kyle show

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Old 04-11-07, 06:41 PM   #10
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they're hot
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