312 miles, 2 fuel stops and a very numb bum later..........

Originally Posted by sv_dan

I'm afraid it's a he. And HE's called Shrek.

Fair enough, I suppose he is quite big and ugly (and green).

You're giving it a male gender? your attaching a male, thats male, personification to your bike?

So what you're actually going to be doing on Saturday mornings is touching up a man, getting deep into him with your big tool, then proceeding in the afternoon to give him a damn good ragging in your favourite position?

Oh My. I'm going to have to have a little lie down...

Nice wheels Dan! You lucky bleeder.

Originally Posted by sv_dan

Tell me about it, no idea why they thought hat would be a good idea. Still they won't be on their long!

Whats the story with the pipes then - are they aftermarket jobbies?
The stock pics of the new Z1000 show those dreadful dunces-hat exhausts.

Originally Posted by Bluesteel

You're giving it a male gender? your attaching a male, thats male, personification to your bike?

So what you're actually going to be doing on Saturday mornings is touching up a man, getting deep into him with your big tool, then proceeding in the afternoon to give him a damn good ragging in your favourite position?

Oh My. I'm going to have to have a little lie down...

Bluesteel, yes I am aware of the gender assignment of my bike. But it also makes perfect sense. Why have a female bike, all they do is moan, throw paddy's for no apparent reason and will leak oil for a week of every month. And I just cannot be bother with the whole "Does my back tyre look big in this...."?

Guy bikes are so much easier to ride, you always know where you stand. If they say 'no' they mean 'no'.

Marc, this is not the '07 model. Mine is the previous one which has the nicer exhausts. Like you say they have totally fooked it up with those new trumpet looking things. Gah!

I got to sit on `Shrek` tonite and he feels very comfy, apparently he makes dan`s bum sore Easy Bluesteel calm down fella!

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Just bought some cans to go on my beast. Should have them on there by the weekend.....should be LOUD..................................what?

Originally Posted by sv_dan

Just bought some cans to go on my beast. Should have them on there by the weekend.....should be LOUD..................................what?

I knew you wouldn`t wait til after your Germany trip

Originally Posted by Spider

I knew you wouldn`t wait til after your Germany trip

WHAT? Can't hear you.

Something about your Aunt?