Office for administrative affairs official credit tracking thread.

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Fallout

Remember, 1 x Astell = dramatically improved riding. 2+ x Astell = hedge bed.

5+ x Astell = talk a damn good ride.


However -1 credit Fallout for encouraging the drinking of Lager. We are a manly administration and Lager is for unsustainable teenagers. From now on all party members shall drink Bitter or when down west Cider in both cases showing a preference for hand-pulled. Any Cider served with ice or written in French does not count. Minister of cakes may have a Babycham to celebrate her girlyness.

[Fallout]

Typo there, Minister. I meant Aspall, which of course is a premier cider of unimaginable splendidness. So do your thing.

[Mark_h]

@Spank. Can you get your team to audit this please.

Originally Posted by daddyjob

woohoo, i have the most amount of points! albeit, a negative amount Never said the cow was dutch, or even a cow was involved. Only that the safe word is Mooooooooooooooo, said with a slight dutch accent. Spank mentioned a cow was involved.

Statement from the defense above...

However initial declaration of safe-word follows....

Originally Posted by daddyjob

Moooooooooooooooooooooooo

These are now stored here in a tamper-evident vault to ensure no retro-accuracy is applied. To my aged eyes I believe the initial safe work is longer than the defended safe word. Potential very serious offence of both inaccuracy and misleading other party members into entering into a situation where safe-word is not sustainable.

Suggest Admin team perform review and report back. I feel however that we could be seeing our first deportation. We may be able to commute it to a community service in Bodmin but that will require cabinet approval given the grievous nature of cow bummer's crime.

Yours disappointingly,
Minister for sustainability.

[Mark_h]

Officially new sustainable safe phrase is

fy cyw iâr wedi'i tagu

Nice and simple and unlikely to be uttered by mistake

Should help if you find yourself in an unsafe situation while over the border.

Theres a definite discrepancy there, over and above the dutch accent controversy.

With regards to the cow/accent I was merely pointing out that neither dutch cows nor people say moo, creating a situation where there is no dutch accent for the word.

[Mark_h]

To make life easier from this point in I'll stick a keyword in any post that includes a credit adjustment. XCA will be the tag.

XCA Spank -1 credit for not thinking up this labour saving credit tracking amendment.

That sounds like a sustainability issue, not an administrative one.

My plan was to take on more staff in the grandest traditions of my office.

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Spank86

That sounds like a sustainability issue, not an administrative one.

My plan was to take on more staff in the grandest traditions of my office.

XCA +3 credits Spank for obvious reasons. Good lad!

Correct as of 18:10 BST, 29/8/12

DaddyJob: -5
Fallout: -2
Grant: 1 (+/-2)
Grants "friend": 1
Jammy: 1
Mark_h: 3
Spank86: 5
Thunderace: 4
Tomor: 1
TonyK: 1
Widepants: 1

Currently tracking is only taking place on those who have received a score all others on initial 0.

[DJ123]

There should be an official enquiry into the points totting up