Nudist BBQ.* UPDATED*

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Folks....I assure you that none of these are Ladyboys!

Have you been oferring the "cough and drop" test instead of shaking hands, again?

Well...Dashing about the court playing volleyball? I mean c'mon you've seen those Brazilian beach players?

And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your **** on a seat or sumfink?

And there is the etiquette to consider. When mingling if the gap you want to move through is a tadge small, and contact is unavoidable....do you ensure the contact is made with anything but the excitable chappie?

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your @rse on a seat or sumfink?

Don't forget: always go for an unnocupied chair.

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

And the musical chairs? when the music stops and you have to quickly get your @rse on a seat or sumfink?

Are you worried you'll sit on a bloke and enjoy it too much? or vice versa :P

[Spiderman]

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

And there is the etiquette to consider. When mingling if the gap you want to move through is a tadge small, and contact is unavoidable....do you ensure the contact is made with anything but the excitable chappie?

I guess it depends on who's gap it is, just how tight it is and just how much enjoyment you want to get out of it.

Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance.

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?!

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Law...I am more conscious of ungainly contact with some of the beauts in attendance.

And heaven's above..what if I have claimed the chair and a fair naked maiden sits on me?!

Erm.... .... Where's the problem??

Originally Posted by DanDare

Erm.... .... Where's the problem??

When Peter doesn't let her go when the music starts again

But Dan the idea is not to go around skewering kebabs, despite it being a BBQ! :P

Just tuck the ol fella between ya legs and say your on of those pre-op transexuals...just dont turn around or bend over though...people think your piles have taken a turn for the worse