ironing and top gear

Originally Posted by Gene genie

what are you doing saturday night?

Errrr, cleaning my bike? (better excuse than washing my hair?)

Originally Posted by Lou M

Errrr, cleaning my bike? (better excuse than washing my hair?)

by eck, i've been stood up for jeremy clarkson.

Originally Posted by BernardBikerchick

I know Viney will KILL me for posting this but I post it in jest and in a light hearted way !!!......

I am ironing and he is watching top gear !!!! is that not a great thing ?!?!?!?!?! are you males out there impressed ?!?!? And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being that I am always going to be that little bit fat and I talk in my sleep and I always say the wrong things and it is highly likely that someone will remove this post as they always do when I post anything, and given that I am basically irretrievably stupid and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............ I still think I can't be that bad a catch to be looking after my man in the way that only I can do!!! on a Sunday night !!! - I NEVER say anything good about myself - and I won't start now - but I think you could have worse girlfriends ?!?!?!? ........

I await deletion of this thread......... as usual !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ro lleyes:

viney i love u !!!!

well i for one think you're awesome. and i've only spent one day in your company. Ian is a lucky man, and i'm certain he knows it too

Originally Posted by Lou M

Hamster is very pretty, but shorter than me so that's a no no. I like tall men.

But May yes, and Clarkson's sense of humour is fab.

OK, I've got odd taste in men!

Nah your not alone...i can see where your coming from!

Dam I forgot Topgear was on... will have to watch it on iplayer on Wednesday.

BBC what the **** are you doing on a sunbed don't you know they are bad for your skin and you'll end up a wrinkled old prune like me

I think you are great fun huni and a great friend x

BBc you dont need a sunbed, everyone looks tanned next to viney lol. As your up on your pain thresh hold with the brazillian going on, what you doing on 22nd December, I have a watermelon to spit out. xxx

PMSL!!

You're a funny girl. A bit mad but funny.

Originally Posted by BernardBikerchick

And I have had a brazillian wax !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and my t*ts are more burnt from being on the sunbed than a chargrilled banana............
viney i love u !!!!

PIX!!!!

Originally Posted by kitkat

BBc you dont need a sunbed, everyone looks tanned next to viney lol. As your up on your pain thresh hold with the brazillian going on, what you doing on 22nd December, I have a watermelon to spit out. xxx

looks like your on your own with this one kitkat sorry mate

and she's right BBC you do not need a sunbed!!!