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Jayneflakes- You pillock!
Got up this morning extra early for a job interview, having spent last night working until 12:30 on prep for it.
So got washed and put my best interview clothes on, brushed the cat hair off of my black skirt, closed the top button of my blouse with a safety pin because it popped open due to a slight weight gain in my bust. A touch of light make up and a pile of pain killers to fight off the stress head ache. Carol got up early and drove me to the interview and wished me luck. Some what nervous I wandered into the building and tried to find reception. Only it was closed. Wrong day... Interview is tomorrow.  Had to phone Carol to be picked up again, bless her she did not laugh at my stupid mistake. I thought it was tomorrow already...  Please feel free to point and laugh 
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02-07-08, 09:54 AM
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Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
Jayneflakes Jayneflakes Jayneflakes Jayneflakes Jayneflakes
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02-07-08, 09:59 AM
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Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
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So, you are telling us you have gone a bit booby. Why hide it. Any male interviewer would be talking to them anyway. We can't help it. Our brains are wired up funny like that.
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02-07-08, 10:03 AM
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Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
Thank your lucky stars it was closed. If it was open they'd have found out you'd couldn't work out what day of the week it was - wouldn't have been good for your employment prospects there!
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02-07-08, 10:08 AM
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Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
You should talk to Scoobs - he nearly turned up for the AR a MONTH early.....
And to quote that controversial youtube link from a few weeks ago "BOOBIES"
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02-07-08, 10:09 AM
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Re: Jayneflakes- You pillock!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahahaa
pillock!!! Na, its all good, just dont be late for tomorrow! Matt |
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Am now back home, sulking and feeling rather stupid! 
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02-07-08, 01:14 PM
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Well see it as a dry run, that's two potential mistakes corrected without her knowing!
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02-07-08, 01:30 PM
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haa haa roflmfao !!!! quality !!!!
I always manager t o get the word boobies in interviews !!!!!! it is a must 
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