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09-04-06, 11:44 AM
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Todays Ten Chuck Norris Facts
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1. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you. 2. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan. 3. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris was dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 4. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in he face. 5. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. 6 . Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 7 . Chuck Norris only uses a stunt double when he does crying scenes. 8 . Chuck Norris let the dogs out. 9. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. 10. It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face. |
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09-04-06, 11:52 AM
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lmao
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09-04-06, 11:54 AM
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Seen the Chuck Norris facts before, but they still make me laugh. Love the Mr T facts too, favourite has to be this one: Quote:
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09-04-06, 11:56 AM
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Wondered how long it would take for this to appear
 "Chuck Norris doesnt need a tin opener he just chews through the tin"
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09-04-06, 12:36 PM
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chuck is a star! seen "side kicks" how poo was that!
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10-04-06, 12:14 PM
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What's really scary is there is a town drunk bum where I live who I am convinced is Chuck Norris!
I wish I could get some photos to prove it, but then there is this whole moral dilemma! |
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10-04-06, 12:22 PM
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Bit of silliness involving Chuck Norris
 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/ Watch the volume if you're at work
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10-04-06, 03:08 PM
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07-04-09, 01:36 PM
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Re: Todays Ten Chuck Norris Facts
do we need two threads on this ??!
not like me to complain.... |
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07-04-09, 01:40 PM
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Re: Todays Ten Chuck Norris Facts
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