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Old 16-06-06, 09:58 AM   #1
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*******s!

Went for one filling come back with four, hows that for service.

Have a meeting in an hour and can't talk without dribbling
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Old 16-06-06, 09:59 AM   #2
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..........and can't talk without dribbling
Same thing happened to Scoobs after he Tasered himself.......
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Old 16-06-06, 10:01 AM   #3
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Old 16-06-06, 10:04 AM   #4
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Had my wisdom tooth removed during the football match last night...


Yeuck! Very sore jaw this morning. Then they charge you for the pleasure!

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Old 16-06-06, 11:25 AM   #5
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Your lucky you only have this after a trip to the dentists
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Old 16-06-06, 01:23 PM   #6
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Always find that an admirable quality in a woman, personaly.
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Old 16-06-06, 01:24 PM   #7
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Dentist: This little ***** won't hurt
Patient: You did last time
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Old 16-06-06, 01:28 PM   #8
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Always find that an admirable quality in a woman, personaly.
Except I'm a bloke last time I checked, took half hour but I found it.
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Always find that an admirable quality in a woman, personaly.
Except I'm a bloke last time I checked, took half hour but I found it.


Sorry mate, i'm at work and got the avatars off. I thought it was Ping.

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Old 17-06-06, 04:39 PM   #10
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MY FIRST EXPERIENCE




I’m sure you can imagine
It’s as easy as can be
The place was on the couch
The time was half past Three

I said, “will it hurt?
Or spoil my pretty dress?”
He said, “I’m sorry love
I’ll try not to make a mess”

I’m getting rather scared now
I’ve never done it before
He started to convince me
It’s not against the law

Suddenly he gave a jerk
And blood came rushing out
It was getting rather painful
I’m so glad he pulled it out


He then gave me some lollies
Because I didn’t cry
He said, “come back next week
And we’ll have another try”
































Now on a Dentists chair you’ll find
It’s not what you’re thinking
It’s just your dirty mind!

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